"I don't want to beat you with rumors, I want to beat you on the track... with my skates."

I am totally not the roller derby type.  I'm more into gentle sports like swimming, tennis and riding in a golf cart. But, damn, I enjoyed the hell out of this flick.  Oh, to be a badass.  Not in this lifetime, but maybe in my next... there are a few girls I know who are in need of a good ass whooping.